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About Muffin
Hello, I'm Muffin. A proud fluffy king who roams the apartment at 4 AM ensuring shadows behave. Enjoy my adventures and finest poses below. 😺
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Muffin’s 4 AM Wake-Up Mission
Every morning at 4 AM, Muffin performs his sacred ritual:
the “Wake Dad Immediately” operation.
Step 1: Walk across Dad’s face.
Step 2: Meow once (dramatically).
Step 3: Sprint into the darkness for no reason.
Step 4: Return to stare at Dad like a disappointed manager.
Dad wakes up terrified.
Muffin just wanted a snack. Or attention.
Or simply to cause problems on purpose.
After Dad finally feeds him, Muffin sniffs the bowl,
takes one bite… and walks away.
Because the goal was never food —
the goal was chaos.